Kopy Kitten - Kate Beckinsale

Oh my geez she is so beautiful. Literally, that's all I can muster up right now. She is so beautiful. I'm currently watching a train wreck that is that Corey Haim/Feldman show. It is, single handedly, perhaps the worst thing ever to air on TV, however I want to keep watching it to see it get worse. Unfortunately my IQ is slipping away by the second as I watch this crap. Like, see, just now, that sentence I just wrote makes no sense! Oh gosh, my writing keep getting worser. The Coreys are currently talking about being molested by Michael Jackson, I mean, this is ridiculous. I apologize for this blog being so awful, mine minds is being suckeded in by the Coreys. Ahhh!



And here's my version:



Dress - $69.00
Belt - $16.00
Shoes - $19.80
Bracelet - $5.80
Ring - $4.80
Clutch - $19.80
Total for outfit - $135.20

Kopy Kitten - Whitney Port

Oh my little Whitney! I'm so proud of her! Whitney is to the Hills as Holly is to Girls Next Door - they are both passive, genius, robots and I can't stop watching either. This outfit is so Summery and fresh and would be perfect for an evening date or a lunch with the girls. If you don't want to bare your arms, a jean jacket with a popped collar or a little black cardigan would be perfect. Perfect just like Whitney. Who thought a blank stare, zombie accent and a gum smack or two could land a gal her own show. So jealous.


And here's the cheaper version:




Dress - $34.50
Belt - $9.99
Heels - $21.99
Earrings - $3.80
Bangles - $6.80
Necklace - $6.90
Total for outfit - $83.98

Kopy Kitten - Julia Roberts

TO THE FOUR PEOPLE WHO READ THIS... I'm so sorry that I have not been up to snuff with the blogging. Well, let's face it I'm super flakey. But I've been trying to take over Hollywood and I find that being a big shot producer requires much more time than my old work days that consisted of reading Perez, watching So You Think You Can Dance on youtube, online shopping and two hour lunches. That being said, I am happy to be back and this an outlet that truly makes me happy, even if my boyfriend's mom (hey Diane!) is the only person reading.

That being said...
I can't tell you how good it feels to write about a woman in Hollywood who has actually done something to deserve her fame besides showing her muff in a limo paparazzi shot. Julia Roberts is and always will be stunningly beautiful. Her style is classic and elegant and now more than ever chicly comfortable. She has an old school Ralph Lauren-meets-LL Bean-meets the Oscars nominee brunch vibe to her style that sometimes borders on 90's but always proves to be beautiful. I love her. And I hope there will be more strong, poised women in Hollywood who actually care about acting and making outstanding work that people actually want to see, without a possible reality TV show deal in the works. AMEN SISTAH FRIEND!



And here's my cheaper version:



White cropped jacket - $24.49
Boot cut Jeans - $25.00
White long tank - $7.99
Boots - $14.99
Sunglasses - $5.80
Scarf - $10.80
Bracelet - $7.80
Total for outfit - $96.87