Kopy Kitten - Lauren Conrad

OK! I know I've been so not good at blogging as of late, BUT I have a really good reason. I got a job at Applebee's! Just kidding. I wish. That would be awesome. So, all of a sudden my job is actually requiring me to work, ugh, so my posts will be a wee little bit shorter. More like this: Here is Lauren Conrad. I really can't stand her lately. I used to not even be embarrassed to watch the Hills. But now, because she is non stop stupid drama and like raspy fake voiceness, I can't even watch the groundbreaking television that is the Hills. However, I'm not so racist that I won't admit that this girl is really good at dressing. Now if she could just get rid of her constant 90's eyeliner.



And here's my take:



White Dress - $27.99
Turquoise Bag - $35.99
Silver Strap Heels - $27.99
Sunglasses - $5.80
Gold Bangle Set - $6.80
Total for Outfit - $104.57

Kopy Kitten - Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie LOVES herself right now. It's just so awesome how because of her, I know now that no matter how much of a spoiled rotten, DUI ridden, jail serving, do nothing I am, I can always have a random baby with some random guy and things will be okay and everyone will like me again! And I have totally fallen victim to the turn around. I love her style , her boho hair twists and rocker chic hipness. And I especially like her lack of interviews. I don't care about anything that she says or does except for what she wears and I think she finally gets that. I just want to look at her, that's all. Just give me some Nicole Richie mags to flip through and I'm set. Oh, and one last thing, NOBODY gets this one, but her face totally looks like Star Jones.



Here's my cheap version:


Pleated Tank from Spiegel - $34.00
Skinny Jeans from Alloy - $44.50
All Jewelry from Forever 21 - $23.60 (for the necklace and 2 bracelets)
Bag from Cutesy Girl - $44.99
Black Lace Up Pumps from Cutesy Girl - $9.99
Total for Outfit - $157.49

Kopy Kitten - Victoria Beckham

Posh is looking so posh in this outfit. You know you're skinny when the flare of your jean is wider than your hips. I'm not even jealous. I'm very aware that at just under $200 this outfit is more expensive than normal, BUT I mean, this is Posh people, she spends $200 on water.




And here's my take:



Black Sweater from Lands End - $44.50
Wide Leg Jeans from Alloy - $44.50
Purse from Accessory Bug - $52.99
Tan Pumps from Cutesy Girl - $29.99
Oversize Aviators from OC Shades - $ 16.95
Watch from Forever 21 - $10.80
Total for Outfit - $199.73

Kopy Kitten - Heidi Klum

You gotta love the HEIDI! I am German too so I feel automatically hotter when I look at her because I'm sure our old lady ancestors somewhere down the line had blood that crossed somehow, so I mean, we're basically sisters! It doesn't even matter that she is like the only hot German I've ever seen. I'll take it! This outfit is a perfect example of why celebrities always look better than me. All she's wearing is a pair of jeans and a black shirt with a black cardigan. However, Heidi's jeans are modern, gray and skinny. Her cardigan is a current boyfriend style. And her accessories are totally up to date and funky making this average boring outfit totes cute and fashionable and acceptable for someone as glamorous as Heidi. Heidi is just unreal, she always looks amazingly beautiful and she's like 74, has 13 kids and hosts some reality show (I know it's my favorite show too, but still). And I love how she randomly showed up at the Oscars and she stole the show looking by far the best. What a bitch. Just kidding. I could never make fun of Heidi, she's my sister!



And here's my take:



Black Cardigan from Alloy - $31.50
Black V Neck T from Target - $9.99
Gray Skinny Jeans from Alloy - $44.50
Sandals from Alloy - $29.50
Fedora Hat from Forever 21 - $10.80
Black Scarf from Levi - $9.99
Black Aviators from OC Shades - $16.95
Total for Outfit - $153.23

Kopy Kitten -Sienna Miller

I absolutely love this outfit. So fresh and funky and boho. Love it. I am a huge, old school fan of Sienna's style. I don't care if everyone is hating her for her crazy escapades these days, if she looks fierce while she's bad mouthing American cities and dating druggies, that's all I care about. I think she's always had amazing style, and while just a couple years ago the media was obsessed with her daily quirky ensembles, these days they're tearing her apart. How annoying. It's also a bit strange how she became famous in the first place for a huge scandal involving her stealing away a married Jude Law. Why does the media care about her trashy behavior now and not then? Poor Sienna. I think we should just let her be fabulous and not make her out to be anything other than stylish, because I really don't want to hear about the bad gossip, she's just not important to me for anything besides her clothes. Sorry 'bout it.



And here's my version:



Dress from Alloy - $46.50
Ankle Boots from Cutesy Girl - $19.99
Sunglasses from Forever 21 - $5.80
Blue Messenger Bag from Target - $24.99
Total for Outfit - $97.28