Kopy Kitten - Renee Zellweger

So, is it just me or does it look like Renee is cheating with the guy from the Apprentice who's married to Julianna Dipandi? Small world I guess. I DO NOT want to make every post about me making fun of celebrities, just in case I ever need a favor from them. SO that being said, I'll just not comment on how CRAZY her face is lately. And I will NOT make this post a tirade about how overboard leading ladies are going with their psycho looking plastic surgery on their faces and how they're fooling NOBODY and it looks TERRIBLE and WHY aren't people acknowledging it!? In addition, I really like this outfit. Totes cute.



And here's my take:



Black Satin Dress from Newport News - $32.00!!
White Cape Coat from Jessica London - $84.99
Black Patent Pump from Target - $24.99
Black Clutch from Forever 21 - $10.80
Total for Outfit - $152.78

Kopy Kitten - Leighton Meester

It's no wonder that girls whose real names are Leighton and Blake are stars of the hottest, hippest new tweeny show. Good for them! Maybe I'll change my name to Peyton, or Dallas, or Hutton, that'll show them who's boss! They won't even know if I'm a boy or a girl! I'll be such a mystery! I do like the name Leighton, sort of, and I LOVE her springy, yellow dress. It's so easy to wear and the bright yellow paired with muted, pumps makes it very current and memorable. It was Easter this past weekend, and the spring dresses were worn loud and proud. EVERY magazine is saying that the main hot item for spring is the dress, so you better go get one cause you don't want to be a loser. Teeeeaaaaassiiiiiiiing!


Here's my version:




Yellow Dress from Macy*s - $47.99
Mary Jane from Forever 21 - $19.80
White Clutch from Accessory Bug - $32.99
Total for Outfit - $100.78

Kopy Kitten - Jessica Biel

I'll just save you the confusion and warn you that this post is FULL of subliminal messages saying "I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE JEALOUS OF ANYONE THAN JESSICA BIEL". But it's not my fault, you see I am envious for good reason. I mean, who does she think she is? Who goes from "7th Heaven" to being an A list actress, co starring with Edward Norton in blockbuster movies?! Ugh, she does. Her skin is amazing, her features are perfect, her body is unreal, her diet consists of grilled salmon and greens and 34 glasses of water a day and she's perfectly content, and for fun she runs stadium bleachers, I mean WHO does she think she is??? Dating the hottest gay straight guy in the world and keeping it secret!? I can't even take it. I can't even look at her. And to TOP IT OFF she walks her dog and picks up dog rhea in the cutest outfit ever. And she's probably not even 26, she's probably like 17 but lies and says she's older to get good, more poignant roles. Just let me get run over by a truck already to end this misery. Oh, I mean, good for her. I'm really happy that young women are making strides in Hollywood. And besides, I bet she's missing out on a lot to stay so perfect. I bet she's never even been to Applebee's.




And here's my version:



Yellow Cardigan from Target - $16.99
White V-Neck T from Target - $12.99
Skinny Jeans from Alloy - $44.50
Tan Boots from Cutesy Girl - $12.99
Owl Necklace from Forever 21 - $8.90
Sunglasses from Forever 21 - $5.80
Total for Outfit - $102.17

Kopy Kitten - Sarah Jessica Parker

OMG I am about to herniate something because I'm so excited about the, dare I say it, SATC movie. Thank God SJP has something to promote, so I can drool over some of her new outfits, LOL. BTW, this outfit would be super cute with a jean jacket, and don't forget to pop that collar girl. Well, I'm all out of annoying abbreviations and writing like a 12 year old youth grouper, so TTYL peeps!



And here's my take WTF:



Black Dress from Target - $39.99
Black Tights from Torrid - $11.25
White Pumps from Cutesy Girl - $16.99
Faux Pearl Necklace from Forever 21 - $7.80
Black Metal Bangle - $5.80
Total for Outfit - $81.83

Kopy Kitten - Mena Suvari

Oh Mena, one of the epic "is she pretty/ is she ugly?" stars, along with other classics such as Juliette Lewis, the Olsen Twins, Fergie and (obviously) SJP. Well, I vote PRETTY! Where has Mena been!? Last time I saw her, she was going through her "rebelling against her type cast look" with her black hair, bangs, and goth style. I'm glad she resurfaced at LA Fashion Week back to her blonde, fresh, girl-next-door roots which I think suits her. She looks gorgeous in this easy, chic and colorful ensemble. Welcome back pretty not ugly Mena, welcome back.



Here's my take:



Purple Dress from Size Appeal - $48.00
Gold Wedges from Cutesy Girl - $15.99
Red Purse from Target - $59.99
Floral Bangle - $6.80
Barcelona Bangles - $5.80
Beaded Filigree Earrings - $4.80
Total for Outfit - $141.38

Kopy Kitten - Joy Bryant

Joy Bryant is adorbs. I love this oh so pretty spring outfit - part boho, part preppy, all pretty. This is a perfect outfit for a date, special brunch or duh - a Hollywood event. I'd probably wear it to a BBQ and spill BBQ sauce all over it, but that's just me. Don't be jealous, I'll come over and spill BBQ sauce on you anytime. That's what friends are for!



And here's my version:



Embroidered Dress from Newport News - $64.00
Denim Jacket from Old Navy - $25.00
Sandals from Alloy - $25.50
Ivory Clutch from Forever 21 - $10.80
Teardrop Earrings from Forever 21 - $3.80
Total for Outfit - $129.10

Kopy Kitten - Rihanna

Like, I am seriously considering getting a butt implant so I can look like this in a pair of jeans. Rihanna wears her curves loud and proud. This is a perfect outfit because her bright orange high heel makes any leg look considerably longer and slimmer when paired with a skinny, suction cup jean. And it is genius to get a distracting shoe to balance out a huge thigh, I mean, simple outfit. I personally wouldn't wear a midriff sweater, so I found a perfect one that covers thine belly and has the same vibe. Yeah, I said vibe.



And here's my take:



Gray Sweater From Lands End - $39.50
Skinny Jeans from Alloy - $44.50
Orange Heel from Go Jane - $11.99
Earrings from Forever 21 - $4.80
Colored Bead Necklace from Forever 21 - $6.80
Faceted Necklace from Forever 21 - $7.80
Total for Outfit - $115.39

Kopy Kitten - Molly Sims

I have this fantasy that if I were super skinny I would look like Molly Sims. There's nothing better than model/actresses, especially when they are actually sort of talented. There's also nothing better than a model's personal style. This is a perfect Spring date night look, and I have a feeling my boyfriend would appreciate me in this. Why do I have a feeling you ask? Because he just told me he would appreciate me in this, which in boyfriend speak means "I'm sick of you looking like a boy with your sweatpants and cowboy boots". Well, I'm sure my new boyfriend who thinks I'm beautiful no matter what will love this look, and I can't wait to show him!



And here's what I came up with:



Black Dress from Size Appeal - $48.00
Yellow Cardigan from Target - $17.99
Black Wedge from Payless - $19.99
Clutch from Forever 21 - $10.80
Total for Outfit - $96.78

Kopy Kitten - Lauren Conrad

It's hard for me to comment about LC's "personality" because it's so shameful that I enjoy her and everything she is a part of, so I'll just make this about the fashion. I love this tube dress errand look. Super hippie, beachy, chic. I personally would throw a jean jacket over it and pop the collar to cover my good ol' arms. And of course she has an iPhone, whatever.



Here's my take:



Tie-Front Tube Dress from Old Navy - $29.50
Metallic Flip Flops - $5.00
Oversized Vintage Sunglasses - $15.00
Downtown Shopper from Accessory Bug - $56.99
Wire Bangle from Forever 21 - $4.80
Heart Necklace from Forever 21 - $5.80
Total Outfit - $117.09

Kopy Kitten - Rachel Bilson

I don't care if everyone is hating her bangs, I love them and if I could have anyone's style at the moment it would be this ex-Bongo ad babe's. I don't even care if she is so randomly the new fashion it girl, and she doesn't even deserve it because it's obviously just from luck and a good stylist. I said I don't care. I still love her, and I still want to be her, except maybe like 6 inches taller. Oh.


And here's my take on it:


Brown Wool Sweater from LL Bean - $49.50
G Unit Jeans from Macy*s - $68.50
LC Sunglasses from Alloy - $10.50
Brown Espadrilles from Cutesy Girl - $17.99
Total for Outfit - $146.49

Kopy Kitten - Blake Lively

I know I am much too old to watch and dress like the Gossip Girls or whatever, but not since the award winning Swans Crossing has there been so much frenzy over stupid kids' outfits. But let's face it, all my friends and I are secretly obsessed, and well, I guess I'm just the only one secure enough in my sexuality to admit it. I mean... What is there not to be obsessed about? This outfit is as classically funky as anything Carrie Bradshaw would wear, so if that old broad can wear it, so can I dammit, so can I!!!




Here's my take on it:


Green Dress from Alloy - $38.50
Faux Leopard Jacket from Jessica London - $49.90
Purple Ankle Boots from Cutesy Girl - $39.99
Black Opaque Tights from Torrid - $11.25
Chandelier Earrings - $3.80
Total for Outfit - $143.44

Kopy Kitten - Scarlett Johansson

I don't know which is better: the media deeming Scarlett Johansson as the new standard for the "curvy" actress, or the fact that she's totally embraced it even though she's a size 2 and you can see her bones in her chest. Scarlett has an amazing sense of style and she isn't afraid to show it in this Oscar De La Renta cocktail dress. This outfit is super flattering and the jewel toned purple is so hot right now. The dress that I picked is a tad more casual, and not only could be worn to an event, but also pair it with some cute flip flops or sandals and it would be perfect for a Sunday brunch, date, or day at the museum (ew gross!). I found this dress for a steal at $29.00 but it only goes up to a size 18. However... you get the idea of how to put the outfit together so if you find a similar dress in your size, pair it with the same accessories and you're good to go. See how this game works!?



And here's my take on it:



Wrap Dress from Newport News - $29.00
Point Toe Pumps from Target - $24.99
Fishnet Tights from Torrid - $11.25
Diana Bracelet from Forever 21 - $7.80
Earrings from Claire's - $8.50
Total for Outfit - $81.54!!

Kopy Kitten - Sophia Bush

Sophia Bush loved herself at NY fashion week. This outfit is super versatile, whether on a hot date, an event, or playing hot secretary for the day, this outfit is a modern winner. This ensemble is also super easily dressed down, switching out the blouse for a wife beater, heels for cowboy boots - the possibilities are endless, just like my appetite.



And here's my cheaper version:

Balloon-Sleeve Blouse from Spiegel - $54.00
Red Pencil Skirt from Torrid - $44.00
Black Cami from Avenue - $12.99
Black Mossimo Wedge from Target - $24.99
Black Folded Clutch from Cutesy Girl - $18.99
Total for Outfit - $154.97