I'll just save you the confusion and warn you that this post is FULL of subliminal messages saying "I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE JEALOUS OF ANYONE THAN JESSICA BIEL". But it's not my fault, you see I am envious for good reason. I mean, who does she think she is? Who goes from "7th Heaven" to being an A list actress, co starring with Edward Norton in blockbuster movies?! Ugh, she does. Her skin is amazing, her features are perfect, her body is unreal, her diet consists of grilled salmon and greens and 34 glasses of water a day and she's perfectly content, and for fun she runs stadium bleachers, I mean WHO does she think she is??? Dating the hottest gay straight guy in the world and keeping it secret!? I can't even take it. I can't even look at her. And to TOP IT OFF she walks her dog and picks up dog rhea in the cutest outfit ever. And she's probably not even 26, she's probably like 17 but lies and says she's older to get good, more poignant roles. Just let me get run over by a truck already to end this misery. Oh, I mean, good for her. I'm really happy that young women are making strides in Hollywood. And besides, I bet she's missing out on a lot to stay so perfect. I bet she's never even been to Applebee's.
And here's my version:
Yellow Cardigan from Target - $16.99
White V-Neck T from Target - $12.99
Skinny Jeans from Alloy - $44.50
Tan Boots from Cutesy Girl - $12.99
Owl Necklace from Forever 21 - $8.90
Sunglasses from Forever 21 - $5.80
Total for Outfit - $102.17
2 comments:
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